What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did the toad die?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?