Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do belly buttons go to college?