What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the richest basketball team?