Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What is a table you can eat?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do elves learn in school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?