What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the emptiest holiday?