What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the person sit on the clock?