Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?