What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How do you know bees have allergies?