Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?