What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
Where do you take sick ponies?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?