What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?