What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?