What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?