How is life like toilet paper?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are baseball players so good at math?