Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why are baseball games at night?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?