Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?