What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why is furniture so generous?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which subject has two parts?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?