What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are stones so good at music?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?