Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What is the most adorable season?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
