What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a pile of cats?