Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do baby apes sleep?