What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?