What do you call a short cow?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?