What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
