What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
When do ghosts love to go camping?