Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call an arctic cow?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?