Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?