Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?