What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a pig thief?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do British people and golfers have in common?