What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which cats love to be petted?
How was the wedding?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How does the sun listen to music?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are computers so good at golf?