What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the horse so happy?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?