Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do elves learn in school?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?