Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?