Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?