Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?