Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What country has the most fish?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?