What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?