Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?