What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How are mountains able to see?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?