What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What animal knows kung fu?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?