What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are frogs always so happy?