What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What school subject really rocks?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?