Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?