How does a witch play loud music?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?