Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?