What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the politest month?