What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?