Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?