What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?