What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?